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Agustín \"Pijini\" Bejerano was a Cuban baseball left fielder and manager in the Negro leagues and Mexican League. He played with the Lincoln Giants and Cuban Stars (East) from 1928 to 1929, before spending time with several Mexican League clubs from 1937 to 1955. He also served as a manager for multiple teams from 1949 to 1964. \nHe was named to the Mexican Professional Baseball Hall of Fame in 1973.

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Cover to Cover is a studio album of cover songs recorded by Neal Morse, Mike Portnoy and Randy George during the recording of the albums Testimony (2003), One (2004) and ? (2005) by Neal Morse. Most of these songs have previously been released on special editions of those albums. Released in 2006.

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Chrix Dahl was a Norwegian painter and illustrator.

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